Undeniable Fact: This bear's repeating

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Koala bears, panda bears, and polar bears are all members of the same species, Ursus Peculiaris. This fascinating member of the bear family changes dramatically based entirely on its diet. The koala bear phase is induced by consumption of a large quantity of eucalyptus leaves, the panda bear phase by ingesting bamboo, and the polar bear phase by eating ice.

3 Comments:

Blogger delphinkid said...

first of all, koalas are marsupials, not bears. Pandas are more closely related to racoons. And finaly, polar bears eat seals.

8:06 PM  
Blogger John said...

you can judge the success of one of your stories by how many poor suckers fail to realize this is a joke.

5:09 PM  
Blogger clubber lang said...

;)

11:53 AM  

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