The Psi's the Limit!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Are you psychic? Here's an easy and fun way to find out!

Place your hand flat on a table with your thumb stretched out as far as you can and your fingers pressed together. First, measure the distance from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your index finger. Now measure from the tip of your index finger to the tip of your middle finger. Now divide the first number by the second number and subtract 3 to estimate your Psychokinetic Index (or PKI).

A PKI between 2 and 2.5 is normal. If your PKI is less than 2, you have unusually low psychic abilities. You may find that you have generally "bad luck" whenever you compete with other people. What's really going on is that most folks have slight psychic abilities and therefore tend to tip the scales in their favor, whereas you are stuck with plain old random happenstance.

A PKI of 2.5-3 is considered "mildly psychic". If your PKI is in this range, you won't be moving any mountains with your mind, but you'd probably do pretty well in Vegas (of course, I don't endorse gambling – except for blackjack, which is educational).

A PKI of 3-4 is considered "strongly clairvoyant". If you're in this group, you may be able to read minds, build Ouija boards, bend spoons, or even make it as a pro tarot card reader! Jesus, Nostradamus, and Ghandi are all believed to have been at the top of this range.

If your PKI is 4 or higher, you are considered a danger to society.

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